Wednesday, May 26, 2010

The art of nicknaming

Every evening when I get home from work, I enter the house and holler out an obnoxious, sing-songy, nasally call to beckon Linus to greet me. It's become a famous "call of the wild," and I love it because it gets him all excited and wiggly. It goes something like:


"Whay's mah smush?
Translation: Where is my little smushed-faced dog named Linus?

"Is it my smushin, wittle cushin? Is it my muffin man?"
Translation: Are you my little, cuddly, smushed-faced dog? Are you my adorable (scrumptous) little man?

Many people have joined the efforts to develop ridiculous nick names now latched to Linus. When you adore an animal this much, one name doesn't seem to cut it. My pup bursts with character and has developed a reputation that has earned him some of the most colorful, as well as shameful, nicknames. Whether the name reflects some untraditional eating habits, his waddle, his droopy face or his expressive looks, they all reflect an animal that many have come to love (or hate) for different reasons.

Here's some of Linus' nicknames. Please excuse the more vulgar ones.
  • Smush or Smushin (courtesy of Mommy)
  • Muffin, "Muff," or Muffin Man
  • Thug Life
  • Lovebug
  • Catfish (courtesy of Aunt Jessie and Uncle Josh)
  • The Goonch (courtesy of Aunt Jessie and Uncle Josh)
  • Little Helper
  • Turd Burglar (courtesy of Uncle Noah)
  • Brute
  • Booger
  • Sugar Cube
  • Turd or Turd Monster (courtesy of Shawn)
  • Anus (courtesy of my Dad)

Share nicknames for your dog with us on the blog today!

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Weekend fun at the Barkery


A few recent shots of Linus for fun. Linus and I stopped in at the Barkery this weekend to play with the sweetest 90-pound Bermese Mountain dog.And then we were pooped.



Investigating the backyard of the barkery.
Let's play!
You Frenchies are strange ones...

What can we do about canine cancer?

Subsequent to my posting Debbie's blog, several people have posed questions to me regarding cancer in dogs. From my limited research and conversations with fellow dog owners, I've gathered that cancer is not uncommon in dogs, with many breeds being more susceptible to this wicked disease. Statistics suggest that as many as 1 in 3 dogs will be diagnosed with cancer.

I recommend reading Wallstreet Journal reporter Melinda Beck's article on her experience losing her Golden Retreiver to cancer, When Cancer Comes with A Pedigree . Beck provides expert insight into which breeds are most at risk and what you can do to help ensure longevity for your dog. Although every dog's case is different and cancer is often something we can't control, there are ways to keep your dog healthy and minimize the risks. You might be surprised what canine health experts suggest:

  • Limit your dog's exposure to smoke, pesticides and inhalents
  • Keep dogs lean and fit, providing daily exercise
  • During the puppy stage, make sure your pet is growing gradually by avoiding over-feeding
  • Reduce carb intake and provide a portion of fresh vegetables in your dog's diet once a week

Also, make sure you keep up good communication with your vet and attend regular check ups, especially as your pet enters his or her later years.

And most importantly, take my own advice: Don't fret about the statistics or possibilities, for the sake of your own health. Dogs have shorter lifespans than people, and though that's sometimes hard to accept, it should prompt us to appreciate every happy, loving moment we have with our dogs. Keep your spirits up, for the good of you and your pet.

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Bulldog card

Linus sent me a Mother's Day card (via Aunt Laura Marie and Uncle Patton in NYC). It's a little late for sharing, but thought I'd post it for fun! Isn't it adorable?

Monday, May 17, 2010

The battle of the bulge... and cancer

Today I am posting a guest blog written by my friend Debbie Miles, whose pug Lucy has been fighting cancer for the past few months. In addition to being great friends to Linus and me, Debbie and Lucy are models of perseverance and hope through an extremely daunting task of battling Lucy's cancer. They have learned to appreciate every moment they have together and smile during times of turmoil. Please keep them in your prayers!

It started with a simple trip to the vet. We were only going for a nail trim. And within ten minutes, it became so much more.


First, let me introduce Lucy, The Fat Pug. She is nine years old - funny, personable, the life of the party, in your face, demands your attention, cute, loveable 35-pound pug! I got Lucy when she was barely six weeks old. It was love at first sight! She has always been a great dog - she slept through the night from the first day I brought her home, never tore anything up as a puppy, potty trained very quickly and was a true lap dog. Her favorite activities are eating and sleeping.

Nine months ago, I took Lucy to the vet to have her nails trimmed (we always go to a pet store to have it done, but I didn’t feel like going across town that day and waiting so I made an appointment with the vet). I don’t know if it was laziness, gut check or fate, but this appointment changed our lives.

The vet came out to talk to me. She asked if I had noticed the bump on Lucy’s hind leg. I had - it looked like a wart, flesh colored bump. I thought it was just part of the weird skin thingies that pugs and other dogs get as they get older. She seemed concerned and suggested we have it removed immediately. The next 15 minutes are in slow motion - they take Lucy back for pre-op blood work. I am trying to get a hold of my parents on the phone. The vet is explaining to me the possibilities of what this could be. All I heard was "cancer."

Lucy was scheduled for surgery the next day. While in surgery, the vet called to tell me they had found a second bump on the same leg and they were going to remove both and send to pathology. I was so anxious to pick Lucy up later that day. She came hobbling out, her leg bandaged and she was still doped up from anesthesia. I got her home, made her comfortable and she slept through the night. By the next day, she was back to her old self and nothing seemed to slow her down.

It would take five to seven days to get the results from pathology. I never let myself go to the dark side, never once considering the possibility this was going to come back as cancer. I knew it was just going to be a benign tumor and everything would be ok. And life would go on. On day seven, the vet called. The tumor was cancer. Both tumors were cancer.

So now what? The vet explained they were low-grade tumors and her prognosis was good. As long as no new tumors returned within six months, she would be good to go and considered in remission. I was just so thankful we had caught it early enough and felt confident this would be the end of it.
Until three weeks later. Another tumor. This time on her chest. I thought I was overreacting, but I made an appointment to see the vet. Just to be sure. And sure enough, she was concerned enough that she wanted to remove it. Immediately. Less than 30 days later from her first surgery, Lucy was back in surgery again two days later. And again, I got a call from the vet while Lucy was on the table - they had found two more tumors and were going to remove all of them for pathology. This time it was harder not to go to the dark side. I wanted to be prepared this time. And again, seven days later the pathology comes back - two of the three tumors are cancer.

So now what? Tumors are coming faster than we can remove them. She had three new tumors that were inoperable because of their location. Lucy has scars all over her body. And the last surgery was really tough for her. I had decided I was not going to keep putting her through that. The recommended treatment at this point was high doses of prednisone or chemotherapy. And unfortunately, because of her weight, the prednisone was not an option at that time. Instead of jumping immediately into chemo, we decided to put Lucy on a diet and see if we could lose 10 pounds in order for her to do the prednisone treatment.

And then I got a call. I was asked if Lucy would like to participate in a new clinical drug trial. After several phone calls, thorough explanations of the drug, talking to our vet and really nothing else to lose at this point, Lucy’s team of vets set up the protocol and we started the treatment. Lucy would spend every day, all day for a week at the vet’s office. She would receive the drug via I.V. The first few days we had absolutely no issues. She would come home with her IV port in her leg, covered in vetwrap but it never seemed to bother her. Lucy was doing great, seemed to feel good and showed no side effects.

On day three we had to stop the treatment. The pre-treatment consisted of prednisone. And it caused Lucy’s blood sugar to skyrocket. And her other blood levels were abnormal. The vet was concerned if we continued the treatment we would put her in permanent diabetes. So we stopped the treatment and we were back to square one.
The good news is Lucy is very fortunate and very blessed to have a wonderful team of vets. They adjusted the protocol and her treatment plan so she would receive the chemo drug without any pre-treatments of prednisone. She has had three treatments in the past few weeks and has three more to go. Within two weeks, the tumors were barely visible. And as of today, she appears to be tumor-free. She has suffered no side effects, comes running out of the vet’s office as if she has been at doggy day care all day! She gets excited the morning of her appointment, jumps in the car and is eager to see her friends at the vet’s office.


As for me… Lucy is the love of my life. We are taking this one day at a time. But she is a fighter. And I will continue to do anything to keep her cancer-free. As for her diet? Well, let's just say she enjoys a Happy Meal after every chemo treatment!

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Here comes the pooch! Tuxedo options for my classy man

In a follow-up to yesterday's post concerning Linus' future as a ring bearer, I have done a little bit of research on acquiring a doggie tuxedo. And boy, have I hit the jackpot. A simple google search will reveal just how many doggie tuxedos are out there. I could spend a few bucks or pay more than the cost of my own bridesmaid's dress for a doggie tux. If you have some extra $$$ on hand, you can even get a custom tailored tuxedo for your special event, in ivory or black. I don't think we'll be going that far...

Check out these Web sites to find out just how handsome and stylish Mr. Linus may (will!) look as he struts down the aisle.

Poochie Heaven
Love My Pet Supply 
Doggie Designer
Posh Pet Glamour Boutique - probably my favorite!

Those are just a few options, feel free to share more ideas with me. While you're on these sites, check out the doggie ring bearer pillows and bow ties... too cute! Now, all we need are those rings. Oh, yeah... and consent from the bride and groom. Please post your support!

Monday, May 10, 2010

The ring bearer argument

I've avoided addressing the whole ring bearer controversy until today. But now I want to make my final, decisive and public push. It's just that with two weeks away and no ring bearer accounted for, I think Linus deserves a serious consideration for the role in my sister Hannah's wedding. If the reasons aren't screaming obvious, I'll give you just a few ideas as to why this is a superb
"proposal."

Below: Linus makes an appearance at the ceremony of the wedding of my older sister Laura Marie in October.


1. Look at that face. Don't get me wrong, I like kids just fine. But if you think a rotten little boy equipped with a ring will get more ohs and ahs than my little Frenchie... well, you've simply lost your mind. Linus was created for performance: his sweet, blank stare, his perky ears and his bulldog grin. He is the very essence of adorableness.

2. He'd be dressed to impress. Everyone knows how much I love to show that Linus is fashion-forward. This would be a great chance to suit up my little man in a doggie tux. And, yes, I've already done my research - they do exist.

3. A chance to show our best behavior. Linus is surprisingly well-behaved for a dog with no formal training. He doesn't roam, he's an easy going follower. He is highly motivated by food, but there won't be any to speak of at Hannah's ceremony. Plus, he is naturally resistant to barking. And going to the potty has never been a problem for us in public spaces... he gets a little bit stage fright when it comes to having to relieve himself.

4. Family sharing. Several family members that I rarely get to see or have never even met will be present for the occassion. There won't be a better chance to share my beloved bulldog with them than through the ceremony. And in my eyes, he is a valid member of my family who deserves a proper introduction to his kinship.

5. Outdoor event. A perfect natural setting for animal inclusion. Birds, squirrels, bumble bees and ants will be present, why shouldn't my Linus be there too?

6. It's sooooo celeb-style! Adam Sandler, Ashlee Simpson and Jennfier Hudson are just a few celebs who included their dogs in their wedding ceremonies. I know Hannah and Ben usually aren't prone to following fads, but this one's a great idea! Makes for very cute pics, too. And we all know you two lovebirds are doggie lovers!

7. Blog-worthy event. Stated simply: the wedding experience will make a great blog.

Thanks for the consideration, Ben and Hannah. Remember, it's never too late. Post your comment and help us get Linus elected to ring bearer!

Sunday, May 9, 2010

Cheers to a doggie-friendly Yappie Hour!

Thursday night Linus and I attended Yappie Hour held at Buddy's Bar and Grill. While mingling with other doggie and human friends, Linus enjoyed a little too much doggie cake from the Bluegrass Barkery and I sampled Buddy's scrumptious human food, local beer and wine. We met up with another socialite Lexington Frenchie named Elvis and his brother Marty, a black pug. All the proceeds from this event benefited the Lexington Humane Society. Aside from a couple of dogs getting in a brief tangle, the night was all food and fun as we connected with other members of the Lexington dog community at one of our favorite Lexington restaurants.

Here's some photos from the event. Enjoy!


 Left: Linus and I enjoy a laugh together.



Right: Linus and his new friend Elvis together at Yappie Hour. We met Elvis and his parents for the first time at the Easter Egg Hunt at the Barkery.

Below: Our new "smashed faced" friends. The dogs, that is, not the humans!

Right: Linus, Marty and Elvis all together. It was impossible to get them all to look at the same time!

Below: An assortment of dogs at Yappie Hour.
















Tuesday, May 4, 2010

The trials of transition

Linus has been living the good life at a cozy doggie resort for the past few weeks. There's plenty of space, always a person to cuddle with and numerous opportunities to snag a treat whenever he flashes a sweet expression.

Since we moved into Dad's house, he's tasted the hypnotizing effect of human food, rolled around with ample toys in a lush and expansive fenced backyard and enjoyed the company of two lovely ladies, my Dad's dogs Ellie and Lucy. He's even taken a short reprieve to Aunt Jessica's where he relished in a smorgasboard of endless food and enjoyed the constant company of his buddies Nina and Lady. In these environments, he is rarely scolded or restrained. Life for my buddy has been one big party.


Sunday, after several weeks in the company of family members, I decided it was time to go home. So, naturally, when we arrived back at our second floor apartment across town, he entered with the same familiarity that had been present through our first few months living there. He scampered light-footed up the stairs and through the door with excitement. He revisited every corner of the place and made sure his food bowl was in its right spot by the cabinets in the kitchen. But when he was done investigating, there was an unmistakeable look of disappointment on his face. He started to wind down slowly, then looked to me with utter confusion.

I poured a shoebox full of his toys on the floor to try to get him to remember how we passed the time together before, just the two of us. Squeaky skunk, squeaky beaver, stretchy elephant thing, tennis ball? I threw the squeaky skunk across the dining room. No interest at all. He found the remnants of an old plastic bone and spent most of the night chewing on mangled bone in his crate. Was he depressed? I can imagine he was dealing with the same feeling you get when you get back to your office after a beach vacation. No more Pina Coladas or pool decks. Back to real life. Wah-wah.

I've never worried before about whether my living space was condusive to the needs of my small dog. We get out every day, we take walks and socialize with our neighbors, he rides with me wherever I go where he is also welcome (and sometimes not). But after he's seen a glorious habitat offered at my Dad's spacious suburban home, I'm worried he'll fall into terrible jealousy of the things he can't have. And this thought process leads me to my next dreadful consideration: am I a bad mother for not being able to provide a resort-like home for my pup? I mean, I hope one day we will have our own large fenced backyard where he'll be able to play and romp around with my other French bulldogs (yes, there shall be more). And even without a yard, is it cruel for me to keep him at home without a companion? Should I have another dog to keep him company? What can I do to help my dog live his best life, even if it's not at my dad's house?

So many questions can haunt a doggie mommy. But for today, I'm doing what I can, which means as many walks and outings and the like that we can fit into our schedule. And, for now, a couple nights a week at "Papaw's" won't hurt us. If you have ideas on how to make the apartment dog's life as enjoyable as possible, without the pleasures of a large yard, please share your thoughts with us and leave a comment.

Saturday, May 1, 2010

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